Yes, it's true, "GO READ IT TODAY" is back on Plain Jane Mom, baby!
I loved having these posts live over on Wendy's eMoms site, but they never really found an audience over there. I still …

Congrats to Mrs. F are in order!!
Awesomer — I love it!
"Is it possible to love someone without being bonded to them?"
Amen.
Thank God this has a happy ending.
Why I don't watch this show.
Hell with a moat. …

So I can see you're wondering what's so "special" exactly about this GRIT post… Well, it is the final one! (I know!)
Some of you like "Go Read It Today," and while no one has come …

"Apparently mold is my Waterloo…" — now you have to read the rest, don't you?
You've heard of making lemons from lemonade? Here's someone who has done one better.
Snort! I'm so glad I'm not the only …

I loves me some kitteh every day.
Happy Hanukkah tomorrow! (And hey, I'm not Jewish, but I have to tell you that my favorite part of this holiday is hearing "The Hanukkah Song." Makes me laugh …

The last 118 are just showing off :) One of the few "you've got to watch this on youtube"s that you really do have to watch.
Have you seen the new sex phone? (link nofollowed) "It's …

(PSA: Do you do Advent Calendars? Today is the day to start!)
Do you live in NYC? Are you looking for a really interesting job? Everyone should have a special skill. Maybe just one that is …

Fucking awesome. And I'll let you all in on a not-so-secret secret. Since before I even had kids, I wanted one of my kids to be a great drummer.
I agree.
Welcome!

Visit.
Snort! Good to know. Wow, ouch.
Beautiful. Hey, they're all smiling — it's a Thanksgiving Miracle!!

Are you a Drupal goddess? Please go chat with Wendy.
SNORT! (At our house the answer would be "legos")
Hell yeah.
(And this is probably the last GRIT post until after Thanksgiving. I'm taking a break to do …

Whoa, now that's commitment. My kind of cooking.
Other people suck.
I think I've been to this doctor before.
"We're weird." But I love it!
I've got no answer here. Do you?

SNORT!
I love anyone who says this: "I don't know where these facts came from, but they're so gross they have to be legit." Ack.
If I wrote this post it would have been called "Why I …

W00T! "No, that is just how I smell."
I'm hoping for Yes x 6. I think it's funky myself.
Man, what an asshole. The world doesn't need another blog.

SNORT!
And Wendy has gone Hollywood :) Congrats woman — you deserve it!
Oh fuck. I've been there and it is awful.
Sigh.
I love lolcats best of all. But lolcats with nuts? Even better.
(Lately I've gotten more than …

Find me! Wow, I thought I went to a conservative high school.
Mmmm, comfort clothes… Do you know toes? Go so advise. Don't know toes, but you know nannies? Stop by here.
Man, the language police are …

Poo gods? Why was I never told about them? Neighbors suck.
Check it out! Any Diva Cup users want to go give some advice?
Oh please people, just get over it already. Yes, language is important, but …

Go be motivating! Whoa, I never would have guessed Pecan.
Oh man, ick. That's all I got.
Words of wisdom from a 14 year old.

Wow, I would be pissed off too.
Argh, this sounds awful.
Yay! I'm in! I am so hungry. Urgh, not any more.

Go here and visit. Even when something is expected, you don't get off easy. Stop by.
Ick ick ick. But not a delicious fruit penis.
Wow. I. Am. Hooked. More!

OMGWTFBBQLOL — seriously, Shannon you're funny.
Fantastic plan. And a similar theme.
Sister's got some serious balls. A hitherto unheard of father-daughter bond.
Well of course you don't touch your anus — doesn't everyone know that?

Beautiful, heartfelt, and cuts through the celebrity bullshit. I think I just wet my pants.
Anyone have some tips for getting through insomnia to share with a new mom? (I love typing "new mom" and linking …

Snort!
What a lucky dog :) I know, I know, "be careful what you wish for" but that is hilarious!
Mmmmm, Almond Joys. Don't you love it when kids call your bluff? Me neither.
Go help da Moosh's …

Great interview about what sounds like a great book.
One of my favorite continuing sagas.
Go here and lend a hug.
You make me laugh too, and that's not sad at all :)
Yay!
Ack, disgusting. I guess now I'm …

Yes. I live under a rock. I never knew that HEALTH insurance companies routinely deny coverage for AUTISM. Did you know that? What the hell is their problem??
I have felt this organized more times than …

Have you checked out the League of Maternal Justice yet?
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks that BMI numbers are out of whack.
Do you have mad Halloween cooking skillz? Check it out.
Have some love …

I love mod*mom — great post.
Agreed. Sigh.
Yup, I started to get all those Shelfari emails just like the rest of y'all, and I agree with Kathryn. Shelfari makes it way too easy for folks to …

Sounds peaceful! This kid clearly needs to visit grandma and grandpa more often — jackpot indeed!
Snort!
Got a kid party coming up? Check it out! Or maybe you want a different kind of party?

Welcome to the Inaugural 'All-Exclamation Point' Edition
HOORAY!!!
Fun!
Snort! And this one too! Unbelievably yet another!
Oh please, can't infants get time off?!

(Wow, when did I turn this into a 'weekly' instead of 'daily' feature?? Um. Oops.)
I heart Redsy. Well, and Truck Baby.
I feel a really good story coming up in the next plumber's union newsletter. I …

If you know anything about serious migraines, please go visit Jazz. 10 days is too long.
Go Beth! If that's fat, then 95% of the earth's population is obese. Britney is truly a trainwreck, but it's …

Me too!!! I love surprises :)
Hey, check out Sonia's new TV show!! How cool is that?
An interesting question for parents. And here's another one.
I'm pretty sure Magoo and Chip are related. And Robbie and Mike …

BABY! I love newborns, and don't they look happy together?
Snort!
Someone should write a pamphlet.
And we have to remember to remember every year.

Precisely. Fucking hell, these cats make my day every day.
I'll be honest, the first thing I thought of when I saw this picture wasn't really "pore cleaner." And have I mentioned my deep abiding love …

Thank God our government is on the ball. I hate to think of the consequences otherwise. "Take this plane to Cuba, or I'll get the 'It's A Small World' song stuck in your head!" (Side …

The casual things kids say that lead their parents into nervous breakdowns. Finally some awards I can get behind. Ick ick ick and the last line is going to give me nightmares…
Prius drivin' mama is …

Check out how many people are required to replace the amazing Freddie Mercury. Excellent questions. Go congratulate the hard-working folks over at Maya's Mom — sweet!
Snort! "How fucking long were you watching me? You are …