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I’ve been out of the loop for a couple of decades — is there a PC term for these yet?

Friday, 22 August 2008 Comments »

Heard in the other room:

Henry [knowing a sucker is born every minute]: Give me your arm. I promise I won’t kiss it.

Ed: AEIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Henry [proudly]: That’s an indian sunburn.

Ed [running to me]: Mommy! Henry twisted my arm!

Me: Yes, that’s called an indian burn.

Ed: What’s an indian burn?

Me [banging head on wall]: What he did to your arm.

Somehow I’ve managed to raise the second coming of the Three Stooges. Woop! Woop!

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