Don't apologize for using The F Word. Totally justified, and I'm so so sorry.

Go hug Kristen. It's hard to be tough 24×7.

Free Love isn't.

Prepare your panic materials: visible page rank updates are coming.

Paging Dr. Poopypants. Dr. Poopypants to the white courtesy telephone please. Um, I mean "stat."

So. Scary. She needs a hug.

ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to cry.

Go lend comfort.

Your walls need help? I've got just the thing.

Excuse me? Here's proof that insensitive morons are everywhere. (If you ever figure out who it was please let me know.)

Perfect. My dump is on fire.

Toughness and delicacy together on your arm. Can you handle it?

Oh come on, don't make me cry. That's so sweet.

Yum. Speed Gum. What'll those crazy Stanford students come up with next.

Blurgh, airline delays suck ass.

OK, I'll say it: "Happy Birthday You Old Bag" :)

10 days alone with your 5 kids = lots of nice pedicures.

Too many people are starting to talk about quitting their blogs. Stop it.

Amazing energy radiates from this print. Bring it into your life and hope that some rubs off.

NOT the best part of BlogHer.

I don't want to be rude (stop laughing!), but frankly Kelly was kind of whory at BlogHer. She really got around.

Why foreign languages make me nervous…

Dear Mrs. G: I love you. That is all.

Holy crap, where do I live?

The LeapFrog TAG is actually pretty cool and very worth a look.

Sounds like a slightly biased question to me, but what do I know — I have kids plus I wasn't even there…

They see your eeevery moooove.
This is what happens when a photographer says "OK, I'm going to count to three and on three you're going to open your eyes wider." Sounds sexy, right?

Hawt
Plus my mouth is …

Wrap this gorgeous creation around your neck and face the day with style and flair.

BOOBIES!

Sounds like some changes may be coming to Etsy — let's hope they're good ones.

Getting a migraine at BlogHer? That sucks ass.

I really don't understand the extreme BlogHer haters, but Canape diffuses one of their arguments quite handily.

Blech, next time just go sit in traffic for an hour and you'll get the same relaxation!

Lovely jewel-like sparklers on your wrist and your day has to be fantastic.