Here I am in New Jersey at Johnson & Johnson's Camp Baby. Will it be a controversy-filled couple of days? Will it be akin to being trapped in the world's longest time-share high-pressure sales pitch? Will it be a Shangrila of sisterhood and chocolate? Or will it be, as I suspect, a perfectly reasonable 3 days of hearing about J&J products while hanging out with new and old blog buddies? Who knows, but if you want to hear about it, stay tuned for when I get back. I promise to give you the real skinny on what went down.

I will tell you this much about my trip so far. "Leg room" is apparently a concept from a far-off time when rainbow bunnies roamed the earth.