How cool — I hope she gets picked to be dead too. I’ve never known a professional corpse before!
Maybe next time she’ll tell us how she really feels :)
Every mom’s nightmare — has a good …

Many of you know that my 3-year-old Chip was born with a cataract in his right eye, and we had the cataract removed about a year ago. Apparently, most people have a complication where their …

OMG, my heart just exploded from the cuteness.
A lesson best learned early on in the relationship.
No way, The Rap Sheet rocks!!
Wow, I’m impressed. I’ve always thought that sugar-free was for food, not people.

Shannon, I’m just glad you’re talking to us again. It is good to hear your voice.
Blurgh, what a drag.
Another way that kids can make you cry. What a sweetheart.
Courage!

Ack, I almost Big Birded reading this.
To quote Homer Simpson, I’d have to say a little from column A, and a little from column B.
The last sentence is the kicker, and oh so true.

YAY CANAPE and welcome baby Christopher!
Go Laylee! You get ‘em, girl :)
Argh, this is my current project too. Sigh.

Whoo hoo — Congratulations!!
Oh man, sounds like my house.

There’s no way I could answer any of these either.
A great cause.

I love this shower gel. The name makes me laugh, it is smooth and gentle and the surprisingly delicious aroma really wakes me up in the morning.
Of course, the combination of coffee, chocolate, lime and …

Oh good lord, I just laughed so hard I think I did too.
Snort.
Thank you Edith, for sharing something with me that made me completely unable to stop laughing: a crocheted beanis. (NSFW unless you work …

Thanks to some “brilliant” work by some folks who will not be named, if you tried to email me over the past few days I probably didn’t get your message. It was also really awesome …

Wow, that’s messed up. It’s amazing to me that there are still people like this in the world. Never heard of “Steak and Shake” but it sounds like a real klassy joint.
Congratulations!
Devious, yes, but my …

You all know how much I love Mondays — that’s when the previous week’s work comes home from Kindergarten. So let me share some of my recent favorites from Mike’s stash.
9 Wheels in a Wheel-Holder

Six …

Don’t you just love this kind of ca-razy?
OK, maybe bad, but also hilarious.
Snort.
I’m just happy that this wasn’t written from prison!

Alternatively, you could just come over to my kitchen where I get to do this for free. (Maybe I should start charging admission?)
Sweet!
Stop by these new digs and check out the new mission.
pwnd.

WTF?
NEVER has a post screamed out for a photo more than this one.
Hey, at least it was strangers. I mean it could have been worse. (Not much, but a little.)
Excellent news! I’m happy Archer had …

It seems only appropriate to start a Monday off with bad tidings, so here we go. Friends are having hard times, go see what you can do.
If you then need some kind of relief, here’s …

I agree. I don’t think Britney Spears will be alive come 2009, and that is a tragedy. And her kids… it is all just so awful.
Phew, I was worried there for a minute!
Conclusion is debatable …

Thank you SUEB0B for this fantastic call to action against the drivel that passes for news programming these days. I agree 100% and haven’t watched that crap in years. “Be very afraid” is definitely their …

“So definitely until Summer.” I love it.
What a beautiful memory.
Ha! And I think that pretty much there is no such thing as educational television.
Argh, that really sucks.
Solution: move to Hawaii ;)
Bossy, woman-to-woman, I’ve just got …

Have you all heard about these big storms we’re having out here in California? We’re supposed to get something like 40 – 50 mile an hour winds, with gusts up to 100 mph!
So yesterday afternoon …

Hey, did you know that ThisIsMeMaria was back? I didn’t — and check out why I missed her.
I laughed! I’m her friend now! I actually laughed so hard I cried, so I guess that makes …

OMG, ditto. Just ditto. Exactly the way I feel.
Grrr, houseguests can be, um, well, let’s just say they can be “trying.”
I love this energy. Bottle it and I’d buy some!

WHOO HOO!
Oh man, I’m going to cry! You have got to be kidding me.
Yeah, so I’m not really sure… Yes, it is.
Final analysis: I’m old too.