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Dying to be older, but stuck being twelve. 1979 was a rocky year for young Plain Jane.

Friday, 23 February 2007 Comments »

Writing about "grown-up" ideas like screwing. Trying to draw a picture of my ideal form. Can I say it again? Being a teenager was appallingly HARD!

January 13, 1979

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At least it provides humor in retrospect.

Oh, and for the day I tell my family about this blog: Mom, I didn't "screw" when I was 11. But later at almost 18 I did "make it" with that guy you didn't like. Yeah, him.

Feels good to get that off my (finally developed) chest.

  • Oh, The Joys said:

    BWAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA!!!

    You GO, Plain. These entries are great!

  • MammaLoves said:

    I'm loving these dips into your diary!!

    I wish I could find mine.

    Hysterical!!!!

  • Beth said:

    Oh my. That's pretty racy for an eleven-year-old. I'm blushing. :)
    It is hard to be a preteen. Really really hard.
    You've inspired me. I might need to go out searching for my Garfield diary. It's in a box in my shed somewhere.

  • Plain Jane Mom said:

    Yes, it's racy, but remember it is the INNER life of an 11 year old. I was the quintessential good girl on the outside.

    My journals are a reminder to me that "kids today" are not exposed to more sex/drugs/violence than they used to be.

  • Karly said:

    I always knew you were a big ol' slut! ;)

  • Plain Jane Mom said:

    Does it count if I was a big ol' slut on the inside?

  • Jenny said:

    Awesome. My 11-year-old diary surely features similar startling announcements. I'm off to dig through boxes.

  • Melanie said:

    This is awesome. I admit I blushed when I read the entry, but only because I was wondering what I may have written at that age. Thankfully those entries are lost and gone forever, and the only diary I have now starts at about age 16.

  • Patty said:

    What impresses me the most is your use of "shit" in your diary. Either you were damn sure your parents or, worse, your siblings wouldn't find it or you had a death wish. Although I guess it was just more of a sex wish.

  • Plain Jane Mom said:

    Patty, growing up in a family of writers, no one would ever have admitted reading someone else's diary. Well, no adult. My step-sister and I read each other's all the time, and fought constantly about that too.

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