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Do you work in a tech job? And live under a rock? Then you might not have heard this.
Monday, 15 Jan, 2007    »Comments

This song. Is. So. Funny. It makes me laugh so hard I cannot breathe. When it first came out last year, it made the rounds of all the techies I know, but just in case …

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Coming soon. It chews on everything, poops on the rug, and bites you unexpectedly. NO, surprisingly it’s not another toddler!
Sunday, 14 Jan, 2007    »Comments
Coming soon. It chews on everything, poops on the rug, and bites you unexpectedly. NO, surprisingly it’s not another toddler!

Some time in the next few months a cute puppy like this will be arriving at the Plain household. For my 10th birthday I was given a Border Collie puppy. She was a great dog …

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YES, I can die happy! My life’s goals have been reached. My place in history is secure.
Saturday, 13 Jan, 2007    »Comments

I am the number one search result for pee blog. Hot damn!

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(You had BETTER be happy since I almost cut off my fingertip.) And the winner is…!
Friday, 12 Jan, 2007    »Comments
(You had BETTER be happy since I almost cut off my fingertip.) And the winner is…!

To mark the end of Delurking Week, I did the drawing for the delurked winner of the book “Tears of a Giraffe.” It is late afternoon here, but I need some coffee or something since …

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Hello 2-year-old, let me explain the long-term benefits, so then, of course, you’ll agree to go along. What?
Friday, 12 Jan, 2007    »Comments
Hello 2-year-old, let me explain the long-term benefits, so then, of course, you’ll agree to go along. What?

We’re back at the ‘eye patching’ part of the program to treat Chip’s eye. After his cataract surgery he got to have some time off to heal and rest, but now we have to get …

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My own little cat burglar. Aw, isn’t he adorable. Wait, what are those cop cars doing on our lawn??
Thursday, 11 Jan, 2007    »Comments

Upon our return, via an equally uneventful 13 hour drive home, I put off doing the mountain of laundry we had accumulated. When I finally got to it, it had grown to an epic size. …

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The Toddler Manifesto. Even if I find it annoying to live with, it is nice to see him sticking up for himself. (And I heart hyphens.)
Wednesday, 10 Jan, 2007    »Comments

This morning I politely told Chip to stop poking every button on the TiVO. Silly me, I should have known better. His response was accompanied by a dismissive hand-gesture, a pissed-off foot-stomp, a chimp-like chest-thump, …

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I’m laughing so hard I can barely see to type this. Poor cat. Poor cat caretaker. Poor me.
Tuesday, 9 Jan, 2007    »Comments

“You might want to ask a friend to help hold the cat.“

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Put my feet where? Ok, sure. Whatever. Do you serve mochas? I’m in a bit of a rush here.
Tuesday, 9 Jan, 2007    »Comments

In Karrie’s hilarious rendering of her annual exam she linked to a Harvard study that starts with:
No matter how many pelvic examinations a woman has, it’s unlikely she’ll ever feel at ease about being asked …

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“Somewhere a giraffe is crying? I don’t get this, Jane!” It’s a delurking contest.
Tuesday, 9 Jan, 2007    »Comments
“Somewhere a giraffe is crying? I don’t get this, Jane!” It’s a delurking contest.

I know, it is already the 9th and I haven’t yet done the first contest of 2007. So here it is! Win your very own copy of “Tears of the Giraffe” by Alexander McCall Smith. …

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The South Beach Diet, she is a cruel mistress. But damn…
Monday, 8 Jan, 2007    »Comments

As much as I hatehatehate the first 2 weeks of the South Beach Diet, it really does work for me. I’m on day 7 and have lost 6 pounds. I really appreciate a diet that …

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Why is this giving me heart palpitations? It is just kindergarten. The child-eating machine.
Monday, 8 Jan, 2007    »Comments

My 2 oldest are eligible to start kindergarten in September, so I went online to get the forms required to get them signed up. Realistically, Robbie isn’t going to be ready since he’s got a …

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Bilibo for blogging. Too bad it won’t fit on my behind.
Sunday, 7 Jan, 2007    »Comments
Bilibo for blogging. Too bad it won’t fit on my behind.

You have not lived until you’ve heard a kid fart in a Bilibo! How’s that for “intuitive game creation”!
I have to say, though, that I get a little irritated by toys that tout themselves as …

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First “Footballer’s Wives” then what? Help me with my Netflix queue please.
Saturday, 6 Jan, 2007    »Comments

I’m waiting for season 3 of Lost and season 3 of Veronica Mars to come to Netflix. The next thing coming to us is the first 3 seasons of Footballer’s Wives, but then what? Help …

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They’re all losing their tiny minds, so we’re staying home to do it together.
Friday, 5 Jan, 2007    »Comments

All three boys are having incredibly hard times at preschool / daycare this week.
When I got to Mike’s classroom Wednesday he was sitting in his cubby crying.
Chip had hard days where nothing seemed to be …

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Oh, the Joys of being thin
Thursday, 4 Jan, 2007    »Comments

Jessica is the mighty wind beneath my wings.

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