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I would rather have my wisdom teeth pulled…
Sunday, 31 Dec, 2006    »Comments

…and I was born without wisdom teeth. (Shut Up) Tomorrow at the ass crack of dawn we’re getting up to drive from Portland to the Bay Area. With stops it is about 13 hours. I …

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“Who am I? Why am I here?” And other ponderous thoughts usually best left for quieter times.
Saturday, 30 Dec, 2006    »Comments

Whoa, I leave town and instantly go all Admiral Stockdale on my blog. I guess this answers the question about how much mental energy is required to take 3 boys and a husband on a …

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At least he’s very cute. Maybe he can be a chef?
Saturday, 23 Dec, 2006    »Comments

Last night Chip started counting in Spanish. Not a huge surprise since all his teachers speak Spanish, but I think he just possibly is unclear on the concept. It went like this: “UNO, DOS, TRES, …

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Looking for a Blogads invitation? A Blogads sponsor? Step right this way.
Friday, 22 Dec, 2006    »Comments

Update: Invites are long gone.
Hey folks, I’ve got a few Blogads invitations to share. Blogads is a decent way to earn a small income from your blogging, but the only way to sign up is …

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It isn’t Thanksgiving, but this is what I’m thankful for. And what is saving my sanity!
Friday, 22 Dec, 2006    »Comments

I am thankful for our advent calendar. “Mommy, is it Cristmas??” “Look at the calendar, honey.” Now they just blame the calendar and not me.
I am currently trying to finish up the blasted Christmas stockings. …

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Contest Winners! If it is you, gloat, if not, growl. Grrrrrrrr!
Thursday, 21 Dec, 2006    »Comments

Thank you to everyone who has participated in the giveaways and contests I’ve had over the past month or two. I’m done for the year, but never fear, there will be more in 2007. Previous …

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Hi, nice to meet you. Yes, I blog about pee. And apparently I don’t proofread.
Tuesday, 19 Dec, 2006    »Comments

I’ve been trying to imagine what people see when they first come across this blog. That is always a good thing to do, but right now I’m getting a bunch of new folks stopping by …

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What the boys loved the most about our Thanksgiving trip. Hint: It wasn’t the turkey. Or anything normal.
Monday, 18 Dec, 2006    »Comments
What the boys loved the most about our Thanksgiving trip. Hint: It wasn’t the turkey. Or anything normal.

What else, Mike and Robbie loved peeing outdoors.

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Well, at least it is top-loading. I guess that’s a good thing? (Work with me, people)
Monday, 18 Dec, 2006    »Comments
Well, at least it is top-loading. I guess that’s a good thing? (Work with me, people)

I was poking around some school supply sites looking for a table and chairs for the boys for Christmas when I stumbled on something called a Toddler Table. It sounded like just what I needed.

Good …

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9Rules and Plain Jane Mom. I’m thrilled — to pieces actually! Really! Wow.
Monday, 18 Dec, 2006    »Comments
9Rules and Plain Jane Mom. I’m thrilled — to pieces actually! Really! Wow.

In October I applied to join the 9Rules network. It is a very cool place, but I just applied on a lark. You know, so I wouldn’t be disappointed when I didn’t get in.
But today …

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Contest reminder…
Sunday, 17 Dec, 2006    »Comments

Hey folks, don’t forget bout my cool little contest. And also, since I failed to notice that it was ending on the weekend — and what about people who don’t read blogs on the weekend?? …

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Can you help The Zero Boss?
Saturday, 16 Dec, 2006    »Comments

Jay and his family live in Seattle and they have lost power in the huge storm. It sounds like they have electric heat since MetroDad says they could really use some firewood. If you are …

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Am I cool? Are you funny? Life’s big questions … oh, and a for real contest!
Friday, 15 Dec, 2006    »Comments
Am I cool? Are you funny? Life’s big questions … oh, and a for real contest!

All I could think about when I was flipping through this book was how hilarious the outtakes must have been! Everything from your classic golfball in the nuts, to public skateboarding disasters.
Your task, should you …

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They said 15-20 minutes, but it was more like 1.5 – 2.0
Friday, 15 Dec, 2006    »Comments

As we were waiting for Chip’s cataract surgery to get started he went ballistic when I put the hospital gown on him. To be fair, I wouldn’t have been happy either — it was really …

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Imagine this said with a mad, scowly-face that is cuter than hell
Thursday, 14 Dec, 2006    »Comments

Robbie was being cranky and stomping around the house. He was looking for words to express the pissed-offness he felt all the way down to the corners of his soul. So he busts out with …

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More later after I get some sleep, but it went great
Wednesday, 13 Dec, 2006    »Comments

Chip is pissed as hell that he’s got this freaking huge thing taped over his eye, but with a dose of Benadryl he becomes less concerned about it ;) The surgery lasted about 1.5 hours …

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Sometimes I just don’t need to know what happens after I step out of the room
Wednesday, 13 Dec, 2006    »Comments
Sometimes I just don’t need to know what happens after I step out of the room

I’m going to be running around a lot today and (gasp) not around my computer much. So I thought I’d leave you with this photo.

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Oh my word, watch me disintegrate!
Tuesday, 12 Dec, 2006    »Comments
Oh my word, watch me disintegrate!

I remember this book from when my sisters were kids. It is so sweet, and of course today it makes me cry. I’m such a feeb ;)

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“Ooooh, I like the way your balls smell”
Tuesday, 12 Dec, 2006    »Comments

OK, I’ll admit it, I’m kind of cranky and stressed out today, but this made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe. Thanks Karrie, just what I needed!

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Pros of Chip’s surgery
Tuesday, 12 Dec, 2006    »Comments
Pros of Chip’s surgery

In the spirit of flipping completeley the freak out over Chip’s cataract surgery tomorrow, I have compiled a list of “Pros” for me to remember.

He’ll be able to see out of his right eye. (OK, …

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I may heave
Monday, 11 Dec, 2006    »Comments

Chip’s cataract surgery is this Wednesday morning and it is starting to feel more real to me. I know that in the grand scheme of things it is no big deal, but still it is …

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Wanna be like a homeschooler, or maybe just have the gear?
Sunday, 10 Dec, 2006    »Comments
Wanna be like a homeschooler, or maybe just have the gear?

Today’s contest prize is a handy book for doing preschool at home. The first person to leave a comment on this post wins the 30 Minute Preschool workbook I reviewed a few weeks ago.
If you’re …

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Bliss
Saturday, 9 Dec, 2006    »Comments

We got our Christmas tree today and after I put the lights on I let the boys have at it. Let’s just say that there’s no chance of it blowing away in a windstorm what …

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First mathy-shapinessness — and for free yet!
Saturday, 9 Dec, 2006    »Comments
First mathy-shapinessness — and for free yet!

For those of you bashing your head against your monitor and crying “OH MY GOD WILL SHE SHUT UP ABOUT THE GIVEAWAYS!” never fear — I’m almost out of loot ;) For the rest of …

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Hickory Dickory Dock, The Mouse Ran Up the Clock
Friday, 8 Dec, 2006    »Comments
Hickory Dickory Dock, The Mouse Ran Up the Clock

The clock struck, um 4:45 PST, and down he dive, Hickory Dickory contest!
The first person to leave a comment on this post wins the Hickory Dickory Dock puppet book I reviewed a few weeks ago. …

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Other opinions on adoption language
Friday, 8 Dec, 2006    »Comments

One person’s trainwreck is another’s treasure.

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Kids really get it — we should be listening
Friday, 8 Dec, 2006    »Comments

There was an unusual pink-striped sky this morning and you could tell something was different just from the light coming in through the curtains. Of course, my first thought was “crap, what blew up?” Thankfully, …

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Why didn’t I think of this during NaBloPoMo?? Contests are the way to go!
Friday, 8 Dec, 2006    »Comments
Why didn’t I think of this during NaBloPoMo?? Contests are the way to go!

Yep, it’s another contest! The first person to leave a comment on this post wins a box of Matisse & Jack’s Trailblaze Energy Bar Mix in the Cranberry & Walnut flavor. I reviewed them recently …

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As if she were your own child
Thursday, 7 Dec, 2006    »Comments

Please read today’s wonderful post over at The Naked Ovary. I’ve harped on you all enough about adoption language and now it’s Karen’s turn. She brought her daughter home from China recently and has been …

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A contest for the night owls — win a book instead of sleeping
Wednesday, 6 Dec, 2006    »Comments
A contest for the night owls —  win a book instead of sleeping

Another contest for you! The first person to leave a comment on this post wins the Rainbow Duck book I reviewed a few weeks ago. And I’ve set this post to go out in the …

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