STOP the insanity!
Or does anyone even remember Susan Powter anymore?
Anywhoo, Jessica's comment on my last post showed me that it's time for another confession.
Yeah, we had a huge outdoor play structure in our living room for many months. But it gets even better. Last Christmas Santa brought each boy one of those plastic ride-on cars. We kept them in in the house until late spring.

It was nuts but fun. The boys would race around the island in our small kitchen while Mr. Plain made dinner. They would use the cars as if they were building blocks and make tunnels and towers in the living room. They would stand on the roofs and give me a heart attack fearing they would fall and "you're gonna crack your head open!"
Our house isn't miniature, but it is quite small for five people. Add 3 huge plastic cars and boy oh boy it is a fiesta every day. Give it a try at your house today!

Okay, you took my one and you raised me TWO! I can't keep up!
You think that is bad. Try TWO powerwheels one big enough to hold a 150lb person which some how "magically" keep ending up inside the house although they are supposed to stay outside because their plastic tires which are no friend to pergo flooring are caked in mud.
Who knew you could have bumper cars right in your very own play room?
I wonder if I could rig up some sort of indoor bungee-jump event this year. Hmmm.
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