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We don't need no stinkin' manuals

Thursday, 31 August 2006 Comments »

Just who, really, is going to read a manual for a freaking toaster oven? Well, apparently I should. We've had ours for years and years and I only just accidentally discovered that the little broiler pan fits neatly into a handy slot under the rack. How long have I been lamely trying to balance it on top of the volcanic heating element? Can you say imminent fire hazard?

I must say that now that I'm sleeping more I have a whole new awareness of the world! And my feet, driving, working, really everything I've been doing on a daily basis up to now. Pretty sure I've been doing a piss-poor job, and it is kind of nice now to be somewhat awake for life's daily shitstorms miracles. Whoo Haa!

  • haley-o said:

    ooo…I need to go to bed earlier….I literally procrastinate until it's, like, way too late. I have to force myself to go to bed by 1am….

    31 August 2006 at 9:02 pm
  • Oh, The Joys said:

    We recently discovered our toaster has some sort of special bagel toasting (one side only) feature… who knew?!

    1 September 2006 at 12:11 pm
  • Mrs. Flinger said:

    Oh, good thing, 'cause Sleep is MUCH important. I'm needing it, too. (See? I'm BLOGGING and not doing bills. I'd like to say it's because I didn't sleep well.)

    Glad you're doing better!

    1 September 2006 at 12:25 pm
  • Tracie said:

    I'm blogging instead of sleeping right now…..oops!

    2 September 2006 at 1:06 am
  • Peggy said:

    How funny! You sound like me!

    Love your blog, I'm laughing out loud as I read! Cute boys, too!

    ~Peg

    5 September 2006 at 7:47 am
  • Karen said:

    I'm heading straight to the toaster oven- I've been balancing mine,too. who knew??

    13 September 2006 at 11:00 am

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